Pygmania

I was recently browsing the Google Play Store when something got my attention: an app called "Congregation Territories". What could it possibly be? OMG, it's a Jehovah's Witness app! William Kelly   March 29, 2016 You can do anything you want with it no matter anywhere on Earth you live Apartments subdivisions tall buildings anywhere this afternoon be used I love this app and I cannot do without it the best thing is that it automatically updates itself this is the best app In fact, there are  many  Jehovah's Witness apps. "Rejoice?" By this point, my mind is saying "no", but my heart is saying "yes". And so, fellow pym, we are gathered here today to examine a few highlights of the popular genres of JW apps on the Google Play store. Because searching "jehovah witness" opens a Pandora's box. "Pandora's Box, a Botanicals Tin" / courtesy of Etsy (Lakshmi is that you? #Dhar...

Well Buzzfeed really nailed it .  In particular: You don't have a closet full of clothes, you have a closet full of potential decisions that will eventually make you late. Any menu that is longer than one page is going to give you nightmares. Netflix = the thing that makes you waste more time deciding between 46 different options than actually watching one thing. You have definitely stood at the store trying to decide what to get for so long, that you finally just quit and went home. (Even if you went to the store SPECIFICALLY to buy something.) **also applies to Netflix Choosing what to read next is kind of torture. Friday night = the night when you argue with yourself for two hours about whether to go out or stay in. You really wish that Google maps would give you one route option, instead of three.  **New York edition: You can't decide the best train combo to get to 25th and 3rd, so you walk.

so i was getting a post ready about how much we really need to watch black orpheus and then when i went to add it to our extra-official film list page thing ...well black orpheus was already there. i don't even know why i'm making this post now.

One frosty winter's eve, Angiepymy had a question about disinfectants .  She did not get far. [ link ] You spent  your upbringing 1 2003-2012 going to the finest of schools. Your parents dished out thousands for college and you always 2 got excellent grades. But instead you only want to play croquet ? All the time? Fortunately you are intelligent and have a solid base of morals on your shoulders. Even so, your lack of kindness leaves you playing alone often. Look for a man with a head of flames, like Hades. 1  cf stinky street 2   as if! Today OKCupid rendered the most accurate DumbOnlineQuiz result I've ever seen. I suppose that OKCupid in the hand is worth 1,000 quizillas in the bush. Does that count as a moral to this story? Straight out of Aesop, I swear. g2g disinfect my mallet  now. this has been #real. </angiesilly>

Remember the 4-week-old infant that I helped rear? Well, it's six years later, and the times, they have a-changed. This is really happening: Angiepymy can't breathe.

Below is a list of commonly accepted variations on the main Pymy forms: Angriepymy (masc. noun): The state of a pugnacious, pissed off pymy Drugpymy (neut. noun): Pymies in altered states Strugpymy (fem. noun): Pymy when faced with a deadline Ambiepymy:  (fem. noun): Pymy who has taken an Ambien and is engaged in an organizational activity (masc. noun, dual only): Archaic dual of "Pymy" Plymguists are constantly seeking additional forms, but as the main corpus of pymlish works has been lost to the sands of time and flow of whiskey, we may never know the full extent of their linguistic innovation.

i feel SO smiley and satisfied with myself right now. is this what it's like for certain guys whenever they succeed in "convincing" a girl to date them?  the thirst of the hunt , the thrill of the catch ? the transcendence of conversion ?  of conquest ?  ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From:  Rachel Hannah Polsky   <rachel545@gmail.com> Date: Wed, Jun 5, 2013 at 4:55 PM Subject: Re: Vus titzuch? To: Anita Comiskey <anniesea712@aol.com> that made me smile :)  On Wed, Jun 5, 2013 at 3:27 PM,  < anniesea712@aol.com >  wrote: wow.  what a wonderful answer.  you are soo intelligent.   makes me feel good about being born jewish  even though i seldom identify with religion as you probably know from alex. -----Original Message----- From: Rachel Hannah Polsky < rachel545@gmail.com > To: Anita Comiskey < anniesea712@aol.com > Sent: Wed, Jun 5, 2013 1:06 pm Subject: Re: Vus titzuch? I'l...

Oh, how I wish that I could attend ADL's annual summit this Sunday in DC.  To chill with DVF and Elie Wiesel.  And, you know, Madeline Albright.  And Condi.  Always Condi. Practically my whole department will be there.  But I'm not invited to this exodus.   (ு८ு_ .:) a sample exodus

Okay, so I was on ambien last night. That was my first excuse and also my last, for this is one series of events that oversteps the realm of excuses by a WIDE  margin. Potential captions: The 400 Tabs / The 67 Blows '67 Paeneseptuatab How to lose a job in 67 ways Sophie's Choice s The Sixty-Seventh Sense Sixty-Seven Samurai Se67en The 67 Year Itch 67 Things I Hate About You Ocean's 67 67 Angry Tabs 67 Candles 67 Dresses 67 Days Later Miracle on 67th Street the 67-Year-Old Virgin Yawn in 67 Seconds 167 Hours 67 Days of Summer 14067

A visualization of my intimate Ft. Lauderdale getaway with Tabitha

I was reading a piece by Tao Lin in Thought Catalog.  It is called "What I Typed On Mushrooms On October 23 2011". There is the link, but I'm also pasting the text here for convenience / in case the link should get broken in the future. Without further adieu, here is what Tao Lin typed on mushrooms on October 23, 2011: thinking ‘who would “get” this’ ems8o thr informs790- rms8 is information no longer recordable thought ‘you can’t die from this’ and felt significance memory of a position, outsidie of oneself memory of something outside oneself remembering a prior thing, no long34 rememb3ring the significnce of my inability to type this isnt it weird im having so much trouble typing this sentence i cant feel wetness i cant remember anything im not sure what an outside perspective would think this is all being recorded from some future viewpoint looking back like a spotlight shining on the past and in the darkness gli...