Rachel at the Beach
A visualization of my intimate Ft. Lauderdale getaway with Tabitha
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Birth Announcement: Tabitha the Tablet
me : TABLET SAYS HELLO TABLET SAYS HELLO Alex : OMG 5:23 PM HELLO TABLET HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE YOU TABLET ? IN THE HANDS OF SUCH A LOVING, CARING, CAPABLE MOMMY DEAREST?? me : !!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE Alex : WELCOME TO THE WORLD BB me : OLD MOMMY WAS WEIRD Alex : things to catch up on tabby: me : THX DD 5:24 PM ... Alex : 1) Beyonce is the queen of all the lands. This was declared last night, when 50 or so men with severe brain injuries threw an animal carcass in her honor, and for her attention 5:25 PM 2) you live in new york city, which was the greatest city in the world to come to as a young adult, but now is the greatest city in the world for people who can afford $20 cocktails and $100 cocaine 2.1) you are lucky that you have a mommy who both lives in new york city, land of the $100 ...
