Pygmania

A.  Pygmania the song B.  Pygmania the tweeter C. We should copyright this shit.

A fresh lamb dinner might sound like a manageable meal for an 18-foot-long (5.5-meter-long) python. But maybe the hungry snake should have waited for the lamb to be born. Last week firefighters in the Malaysian village of Kampung Jabor were called in to remove the bloated snake (pictured) from a roadway. The reptile had swallowed an entire pregnant sheep and was too full to slither away and digest its supersize meal.  But the stress of being captured likely triggered the python to purge—it eventually regurgitated the dead ewe. In July a pet Burmese python in Idaho required life-saving surgery to remove a queen-size electric blanket from its digestive tract. Unfortunately for a 13-foot (4-meter) Burmese python in Florida's Everglades National Park, eating the enemy seems to have caused the voracious reptile to bust a gut—literally.  Wildlife researchers with the South Florida Natural Resources Center found the dead, headless python in October 2005 after it apparently tried

Dreamt I squished a giant, translucent, female silverfish which was pregnant with twins (because clearly silverfish are mammals).  She died right away, oozing blood and gross fluids by the liter.  Last but not least, the two babies/fetuses (what is the plural of fetus? Is it 3rd declension?) were launched out her "asshole," slathered in red silverfish blood. This has been the most unconscionable event since my last silverfish nightmare.