Pygmania

i see you, googill, i do

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Inadvertently I stumbled (back) upon stumbleupon , which has totally rebranded itself to fit in with this age of content curation (as opposed to the practice of drunken stumbling, nearer and dearer to our hearts). Behold: MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD WORKED ON FIRST CLICK! We're talking 5+ year old shit. These are the things that I found: Also, just wanna share the first two pages that SU sent me to after I spent 5 years ditching it: The beautiful Quijote interactive edition , whose existence I was made aware of as a student of Castilian (and which therefore I never pursued). zombie font , where you can "say it in zombie". nuff said. 

buck wild;   more buck wild;   most buck wild fortis/e;   fortior/ius;   fortissimus definitely fortissimus this literally looks like angriepymyge

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Remember the 4-week-old infant that I helped rear? Well, it's six years later, and the times, they have a-changed. This is really happening: Angiepymy can't breathe.

Exhibit A:   Exhibit B:   I fear that my life will lose all meaning if and when CU Public Safety remembers to remove me from their listserv. #CUPublicEnemy #dark

can't make this shit up. Yet, upon further research... "I'm stuck in a closet and its name is O'ahu ." ...maybe I don't much mind the alohawear movement, after all.  "I live in O'ahu, too." Clooney doesn't mind it, either.  "I like to  shave off my beard every 20 months or so." And now, for a small tangent. For more information or to sign up for hula classes, please visit  http://www.halaunameakanu.com Also of interest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrie_Monarch_Festival PS: CHECK YOUR EMAIL

[click to expand image] Levels of freakout: Oh shit is this someone I know IRL oh shit oh shit Why in god's good name is the username "rp_online" is this some kind of trick Wow this person closed his/her account within two days of making it  WHAT does this all mean. I'm going on a roadtrip?  For good measure, check out this spam. Sent to my work email address. 

This morning my phone had two notifications of downloads from 2:22 AM. I know for a fact that I was asleep and not downloading anything at 2:22 AM. What is Birds.jpg ? AND WHAT (WHY? HOW?) IN TARNATION IS VIRGINIAWOOLF.GIF ???????   Are these files that somehow forgot to download months ago and 4G finally got its act together at 2:22 AM on July 1, 2013? The best part is that I'm (...still...) so inept with Android 2.2 that I can't even do a system search for these file names. Oh, Vahh gin yah!

don't miss the title of the window, or that cast of characters. not pictured (for lack of space) is K I M  L Y ps is andrea still coming to the city for her birthday weekend? pps i just killed a mosquito by clapping my hands in the air. since when does that actually WORK!?

unroll.me found 69 subscriptions and a turtle ain't one. does this sound at all familiar ? 

Oh, how I wish that I could attend ADL's annual summit this Sunday in DC.  To chill with DVF and Elie Wiesel.  And, you know, Madeline Albright.  And Condi.  Always Condi. Practically my whole department will be there.  But I'm not invited to this exodus.   (ு८ு_ .:) a sample exodus

a visualization of my current adium setup.  ichikn is fit for a six-year-old girl. observe the cartoon hearts, the my little pony rainbow dash and pinkie pie standing in for "lol" and "omg", respectively, and, last but never fucking least, TOTORO!!!  the dock icon / totoro's expression changes depending on whether there's an incoming IM alert, etc. as far as angiepymy is concerned, all these factors together present the single strongest argument for getting a macbook instead of a windows 8 machine in the second quarter of 2013. amen v'amen.

Okay, so I was on ambien last night. That was my first excuse and also my last, for this is one series of events that oversteps the realm of excuses by a WIDE  margin. Potential captions: The 400 Tabs / The 67 Blows '67 Paeneseptuatab How to lose a job in 67 ways Sophie's Choice s The Sixty-Seventh Sense Sixty-Seven Samurai Se67en The 67 Year Itch 67 Things I Hate About You Ocean's 67 67 Angry Tabs 67 Candles 67 Dresses 67 Days Later Miracle on 67th Street the 67-Year-Old Virgin Yawn in 67 Seconds 167 Hours 67 Days of Summer 14067

A visualization of my intimate Ft. Lauderdale getaway with Tabitha