Pygmania

After swearing up and down I'd never watch Teen Mom 2 again because of MTV's complicity in the frequent neglect and documented abuse of Jenelle Evans' young children, today I caved. But nothing could've prepared me for the following: Hashtag breadsticks. PS Let us take a moment to admire the height difference between Jenelle Evans and David Eason , aka Soulmate No. 5 ( #justlikethenotebook ): 🍝💍

Jill Dillard (née Duggar) recently birthed her first child, a boy named Israel David Duggar. Emma conscientiously shared the happy news and requested my opinion on this name choice. I really had no comment on the matter. My only form of response was to begin speculation on what Israel's little brothers and sisters will be called; in the course of making my list of name possibilities, it struck me that such content truly ought to be housed on vospymies rather than hidden in an email thread... predicted + suggested given names for future babies of the Dillard variety [  f   m n  ] : predicted: suggested: irish ;  ireland innuit indiana imagine infinity identity independence isabella isaac isaiah/isaias ian ida ivy; ivory isadora iris ice-cream i nferno india immigrant icon impulse irregardless implication itchy iGod ...

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Henry Ring 3 hours ago So it looks like, come October, I'll be a full-time employee in the US Senate. Sometimes those crazy intern dreams do come true! Like  ·   ·  Share 39 people  like this. Emma Spencer posted to Henry Ring Yesterday CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! have fun storming the castle! About Park Guide at  National Mall & Memorial Parks Past:  Denali National Park and Preserve  and Montana Party Rentals Studied at  Columbia University Past:  St. Paul's School Lives in  Washington, District of Columbia From  Bozeman, Montana

Shortly before their wedding in 2011 it was reported that the couple privately called each other 'Big Willie' and 'Babykins'. Prince Charles and Camilla have long found it amusing to refer to each other in private as Fred and Gladys. Prince Philip apparently calls the Queen Cabbage or Sausage, while she supposedly calls him The Boss.

Exhibit A:   Exhibit B:   I fear that my life will lose all meaning if and when CU Public Safety remembers to remove me from their listserv. #CUPublicEnemy #dark

Speaks for itself What are more offensive than drop-crotch pants?  Hijab pants. Also is that a dew rag on the baby?  FOR SHAME. Look at the all the chubs! Now we understand that Penelope gets her looks from Aunt Khloé.  And that Genevieve gets her looks from Kourtney. And that Kim Kardashian was a freaking goddess who peaked in her teens. Rob is still waiting for his own peak (the socks thing is just for killing time). Speaking of a genetic lottery, I think we can all agree that the golden ticket goes to  Kendall . (And Kendall's like,  "ikr muthafuckas!" )  But Kylie  not so much . Ouch. PS:  Poor Jaden .

don't miss the title of the window, or that cast of characters. not pictured (for lack of space) is K I M  L Y ps is andrea still coming to the city for her birthday weekend? pps i just killed a mosquito by clapping my hands in the air. since when does that actually WORK!?

dat ass get ready, cuz this shit's about to get heavy

idk it was just hilarious to me.

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