SPOT ON

One frosty winter's eve, Angiepymy had a question about disinfectants. 

She did not get far.

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You spent your upbringing¹ 2003-2012 going to the finest of schools. Your parents dished out thousands for college and you always² got excellent grades. But instead you only want to play croquet? All the time? Fortunately you are intelligent and have a solid base of morals on your shoulders. Even so, your lack of kindness leaves you playing alone often. Look for a man with a head of flames, like Hades.

¹ cf stinky street
² as if!

Today OKCupid rendered the most accurate DumbOnlineQuiz result I've ever seen. I suppose that OKCupid in the hand is worth 1,000 quizillas in the bush. Does that count as a moral to this story? Straight out of Aesop, I swear.

g2g disinfect my mallet now. this has been #real.</angiesilly>