Pygmania

zulu: halala ngosuku lokuzalwa  elibhekwa njengabaThwa ! esperanto: feliĉan naskiĝtagon,  nana !   dutch: gelukkige verjaardag,  dwerg ! norwegian: gratulerer med dagen  pygmé !  danish: tillykke med fødselsdagen,  pygmæ ! finnish: hyvää syntymäpäivää,  kääpiö ! czech: všechno nejlepší k narozeninám, trpaslík ! lol the primary definition of  trpaslík  is 'gnome' casteshano: feliz cumpleaños,  enano ! galician: feliz aniversario,  pigmeo ! catalán: feliç aniversari,  pigmea ! basque: zoriontsu urtebetetzea  pygmy ! maltese: għeluq sninha,  pigmew ! corsican: TANTI AUGURI,*  pygmy !  *the caps are not my doing, it's exactly what google translate spat out. so, yeah, WISHING YOU AN AUSPICIOUS SESSION WITH YOUR AUGUR, pygmy! albanian: gëzuar ditëlindjen,  xhuxh ! (looks like it would sound like someone sneezing?) macedonian: среќен роденден,  мал ! that language spoken by the swift, the hairy-headed, the glanci

Below is a list of commonly accepted variations on the main Pymy forms: Angriepymy (masc. noun): The state of a pugnacious, pissed off pymy Drugpymy (neut. noun): Pymies in altered states Strugpymy (fem. noun): Pymy when faced with a deadline Ambiepymy:  (fem. noun): Pymy who has taken an Ambien and is engaged in an organizational activity (masc. noun, dual only): Archaic dual of "Pymy" Plymguists are constantly seeking additional forms, but as the main corpus of pymlish works has been lost to the sands of time and flow of whiskey, we may never know the full extent of their linguistic innovation.

  Let's face it: even on a average day, Bugpymyge is not particularly a ray of endless light.  Another day, another gchat But certain days are far worse than others. These are the sorts of days that Chicagoans should truly worry about. Life is full of legumes and swapped saliva. There are so many things to hate out there, and so many crotchety muscles to flex. The time has come to start looking for sublets. Poor, sweet Bugpymyge, everything is going to be okayge!  PS: "ZEH LO TOV" Alecksander v'hayom ha'ayim v'nora v'garu'a v'lo tov bichlal 

me :  TABLET  SAYS HELLO    TABLET  SAYS HELLO   Alex : OMG 5:23 PM  HELLO  TABLET    HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE YOU  TABLET ?    IN THE HANDS OF SUCH A LOVING, CARING, CAPABLE MOMMY DEAREST??   me : !!!!!!!!!!    SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE   Alex : WELCOME TO THE WORLD BB   me : OLD MOMMY WAS WEIRD   Alex : things to catch up on tabby:   me : THX DD 5:24 PM  ...   Alex : 1) Beyonce is the queen of all the lands. This was declared last night, when 50 or so men with severe brain injuries threw an animal carcass in her honor, and for her attention 5:25 PM  2) you live in new york city, which was the greatest city in the world to come to as a young adult, but now is the greatest city in the world for people who can afford $20 cocktails and $100 cocaine    2.1) you are lucky that you have a mommy who both lives in new york city, land of the $100 cocaine, and will not be pouring said cocaine on your fresh skin 5:26 PM  3) you have a sister who is mentally deficient.