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Treatise on Pymies Various and Varied
Below is a list of commonly accepted variations on the main Pymy forms: Angriepymy (masc. noun): The state of a pugnacious, pissed off pymy Drugpymy (neut. noun): Pymies in altered states Strugpymy (fem. noun): Pymy when faced with a deadline Ambiepymy: (fem. noun): Pymy who has taken an Ambien and is engaged in an organizational activity (masc. noun, dual only): Archaic dual of "Pymy" Plymguists are constantly seeking additional forms, but as the main corpus of pymlish works has been lost to the sands of time and flow of whiskey, we may never know the full extent of their linguistic innovation.
Birth Announcement: Tabitha the Tablet
me : TABLET SAYS HELLO TABLET SAYS HELLO Alex : OMG 5:23 PM HELLO TABLET HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE YOU TABLET ? IN THE HANDS OF SUCH A LOVING, CARING, CAPABLE MOMMY DEAREST?? me : !!!!!!!!!! SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE Alex : WELCOME TO THE WORLD BB me : OLD MOMMY WAS WEIRD Alex : things to catch up on tabby: me : THX DD 5:24 PM ... Alex : 1) Beyonce is the queen of all the lands. This was declared last night, when 50 or so men with severe brain injuries threw an animal carcass in her honor, and for her attention 5:25 PM 2) you live in new york city, which was the greatest city in the world to come to as a young adult, but now is the greatest city in the world for people who can afford $20 cocktails and $100 cocaine 2.1) you are lucky that you have a mommy who both lives in new york city, land of the $100 cocaine, and will not be pouring said cocaine on your fresh skin 5:26 PM 3) you have a sister who is mentally deficient.
ASL? Bug/23/Male
So, this is [one of] the retarded game[s] that I play on the smartphone. I showed it to you, like, last week; you remarked that the father in the family was named Spider , the son Echo , the sons Pierone and Brunone , the wife Lillesse and so on. There is no way to change the names, and they invariably are appropriate for either Italian people or...well...not people at all (cf. "Spider"). Pictured above is a "Virtual Families Matchmaking - Incoming Proposal" for one of my characters. In case you can't decipher the image, here's what is happening: The dude has glasses and your hair. Name: Bug Age: 23 Gender: Male Profession: Beginner Hacker Salary: $45/day. Has $158 in the bank. Wants kids?: Maybe Likes: ___ Dislikes: dusting I just about died.
What should we call you?
The story is that I spent lots of time cleaning my hard drive this weekend. I found all these screenshots I'd taken, right in a row, when we were chatting with Che and I told you guys about my dad. So this was December 2011. Anyway, the series of photos screamed GIF. And then they screamed, "BENTLEY!!!!"
