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buck wild-er

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buck wild;   more buck wild;   most buck wild fortis/e;   fortior/ius;   fortissimus definitely fortissimus this literally looks like angriepymyge

New on MTV: Gorilla and Pregnant

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Gorilla facts: Face/skin resembles real, physical chocolate Frightening likeness to an old "Canadian" man ...and to our gross predecessors Sticks out tongue.  Melts your heart. What a fantabulous institution

george bernard shaw surfing

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Unsimulated Sex in Film

is one of the best wikipedia articles in the entire world.  Item #2,  Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song , is itself a link to another of the best wikipedia articles in the entire world.  Last on the list--BUT NOT LEAST--is Antichrist: This film by Lars von Trier features a scene of penetrative vaginal intercourse, and also includes graphically violent sexual imagery. Body doubles were used to make the film.

SNAKES 'R' STUPID

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A fresh lamb dinner might sound like a manageable meal for an 18-foot-long (5.5-meter-long) python. But maybe the hungry snake should have waited for the lamb to be born. Last week firefighters in the Malaysian village of Kampung Jabor were called in to remove the bloated snake (pictured) from a roadway. The reptile had swallowed an entire pregnant sheep and was too full to slither away and digest its supersize meal.  But the stress of being captured likely triggered the python to purge—it eventually regurgitated the dead ewe. In July a pet Burmese python in Idaho required life-saving surgery to remove a queen-size electric blanket from its digestive tract. Unfortunately for a 13-foot (4-meter) Burmese python in Florida's Everglades National Park, eating the enemy seems to have caused the voracious reptile to bust a gut—literally.  Wildlife researchers with the South Florida Natural Resources Center found the dead, headless python in October 2005 after it apparently ...

DBB (Death By Boxes)

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I fucking hate moving out, so I turned myself into a cheetah ninja. Maybe that's the secret? And so it is.