Knotheoren
As a fluent speaker of Ferman (Faux-German for those who aren't in the know), i have a tendency to make hilarious German malapropisms. The content of this post is knots, since that is where my head is now, but significantly, the title translates to "emergency animals." See what I mean? Apropos. This is the Kinoshita-Terasaka knot. On a stylish powder blue crew neck t-shirt. Maybe all my studies of math have been preparing me for this sartorial moment. Scott Schuman, you will not ignore me this time.