Pygmania

This morning my phone had two notifications of downloads from 2:22 AM. I know for a fact that I was asleep and not downloading anything at 2:22 AM. What is Birds.jpg ? AND WHAT (WHY? HOW?) IN TARNATION IS VIRGINIAWOOLF.GIF ???????   Are these files that somehow forgot to download months ago and 4G finally got its act together at 2:22 AM on July 1, 2013? The best part is that I'm (...still...) so inept with Android 2.2 that I can't even do a system search for these file names. Oh, Vahh gin yah!

Figured out how to port the image files of our beloved tofu stickers to the format of our beloved blog. Everyone wins!  More to come.

So, this is [one of] the retarded game[s] that I play on the smartphone. I showed it to you, like, last week; you remarked that the father in the family was named Spider , the son Echo , the sons Pierone and Brunone , the wife Lillesse and so on.  There is no way to change the names, and they invariably are appropriate for either Italian people or...well...not people at all (cf. "Spider"). Pictured above is a "Virtual Families Matchmaking - Incoming Proposal" for one of my characters. In case you can't decipher the image, here's what is happening: The dude has glasses and your hair. Name: Bug Age: 23 Gender: Male Profession: Beginner Hacker Salary: $45/day. Has $158 in the bank. Wants kids?: Maybe Likes: ___ Dislikes: dusting I just about died.

BEHOLD: "I can't believe it's not cocaine!"

I never entered my name as Rachel. She is just one of the default characters to choose from. She is my soul-animal.

the new droid razr "m" is sooooo pretty

I may want to relive my glory days with a new Razr: http://gizmodo.com/5850922/motorola-droid-razr-the-worlds-thinnest-smartphone This time we won't have to worry about any tequila accidents...