Pygmania

TortoiseForum.org is the leading online community for pet tortoise keepers. Our app allows you to access our forums on your Android mobile device so you can post questions from your yard or reptile room, upload photos of your animals, and stay connected with other tortoise enthusiasts. Tortoise keepers will appreciate the ability to search our veterinarian lists for information about local tortoise and reptile veterinarians. This app can also be used to stay up to date on new listings in our classifieds. Find current information on tortoise keeping and stay alerted to reptile news and happenings in the reptile community. Ready fer sum picz-or-it-didn't-happen?  Just gonna let that one sink in. Yeeaaaahhhhh. "If your a turtle lover/owner, and you have never been to the tortoise forum. You have some issues. This app 5 stars" BTW, this is payback for when you signed me up for the Turtle Farm newsletter (733 days ago). Gmail never forgets -----

me :  TABLET  SAYS HELLO    TABLET  SAYS HELLO   Alex : OMG 5:23 PM  HELLO  TABLET    HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE YOU  TABLET ?    IN THE HANDS OF SUCH A LOVING, CARING, CAPABLE MOMMY DEAREST??   me : !!!!!!!!!!    SO HAPPY TO BE ALIVE   Alex : WELCOME TO THE WORLD BB   me : OLD MOMMY WAS WEIRD   Alex : things to catch up on tabby:   me : THX DD 5:24 PM  ...   Alex : 1) Beyonce is the queen of all the lands. This was declared last night, when 50 or so men with severe brain injuries threw an animal carcass in her honor, and for her attention 5:25 PM  2) you live in new york city, which was the greatest city in the world to come to as a young adult, but now is the greatest city in the world for people who can afford $20 cocktails and $100 cocaine    2.1) you are lucky that you have a mommy who both lives in new york city, land of the $100 cocaine, and will not be pouring said cocaine on your fresh skin 5:26 PM  3) you have a sister who is mentally deficient.