67

Okay, so I was on ambien last night. That was my first excuse and also my last, for this is one series of events that oversteps the realm of excuses by a WIDE margin.

Potential captions:

• The 400 Tabs / The 67 Blows
• '67
• Paeneseptuatab
• How to lose a job in 67 ways
• Sophie's Choices
• The Sixty-Seventh Sense
• Sixty-Seven Samurai
• Se67en
• The 67 Year Itch
• 67 Things I Hate About You
• Ocean's 67
• 67 Angry Tabs
• 67 Candles
• 67 Dresses
• 67 Days Later
• Miracle on 67th Street
• the 67-Year-Old Virgin
• Yawn in 67 Seconds
• 167 Hours
• 67 Days of Summer
• 14067