Remember the 4-week-old infant that I helped rear? Well, it's six years later, and the times, they have a-changed. This is really happening: Angiepymy can't breathe.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/07/11/phantom_cellphone_vibrations_you_re_not_the_only_one_who_feels_them.html I think I feel these every day, which incorrectly proves that I am a neurotic mess.