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The male body is like a Jeep

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Last night I caught part of a Seinfeld episode that I had never seen before. TBS was airing "The Apology" and specifically I turned it on at the segment where Jerry and George are in the coffee shop and Elaine enters... and out of nowhere come the highlighted lines below. Elaine's delivery is magnificent, and copypasta doesn't do it justice, but here you go anyways (plus prior scenes for context): Melissa, [naked on the couch]: "What are you doing?" Jerry, [naked, carrying a belt sander]: "I found a rough spot on the kitchen floor, I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here." Melissa: "No, not that. Why are you naked?" Jerry: "I thought naked is good." Melissa, [eyeing him]: "This isn't good naked." Sponsor, [seeing George at the meeting]: "George, here, have a seat." George, [sitting down]: "Where's Hanke?" Sponsor, [motioning to the leader]: "Shhhhh." ...

buck wild-er

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buck wild;   more buck wild;   most buck wild fortis/e;   fortior/ius;   fortissimus definitely fortissimus this literally looks like angriepymyge

things that linkedin is telling angiepymy to do

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smothering heights by katechel brontë bush

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^ i am clickable ^                                                                                             ^ click me ^ ^ also clickable fyi ^ chilly winter moors.
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Reyna Li is twelve years old and lives in Old China's Jewish community of Kaifeng, in the year 1175. Reyna is very intuitive and has the ability to read people's hearts through their body language.   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jade_Starr   When Reyna's father Yehuda, a successful trader, becomes unwittingly involved in a bad business deal, Reyna's intuition leads her and her new friend Jin into a daring rescue attempt in the desert, hundreds of miles away from home. Through this adventure, Reyna rediscovers herself, the blessings of a mother she never knew, and the  true     meaning    of    being   Jewish .   REYNA PLUS IS THE FULL GALI GIRLS PACKAGE! INCLUDES: • 18-inch slim body Reyna doll • Soft blue brocade dress with matching blue shoes • Open and Shut eyes • Matching Jade Star with Garnets necklace (for doll and for owner) • Chinese silk carrying pouch (colors may...

leisure+

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Most Uncommon Frum Baby Names

Angiepymytu is lurking on a three-year-old forum topic called "Most Uncommon Frum Names" , on a website called Yeshiva World News. Not sure what more there is to say here... A600KiloBear Inactive, per member request BS"D But are the Bahiyas named Batya for kodesh the way an American Batya might be known as Beth on paper, or has Bahiya become a kodesh name the way the French names have in Morocco? Annette is Chana, but there are granddaughters of Annettes who was born at the time the Alliance started in Morocco is called Annette and only Annette even if her parents are very haredi. Especially in EY, people do not even know that the name was French but think it is an authentic Moroccan Jewish first name - which I guess it is once the name is given in memory of someone. My friend's mother by now probably has (great)grandchildren named Annette for their (great)grandmother as per Sefardi custom. If you saw Rabbanit Annette shopping in Boro Park, the only wa...

CU Public Safety and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad "Reply All"

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Exhibit A:   Exhibit B:   I fear that my life will lose all meaning if and when CU Public Safety remembers to remove me from their listserv. #CUPublicEnemy #dark

fäschen is mai alfabet!

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Anna Dello Russo at H&M - Fashion Shower Why I only just discovered the brilliance - certain things are mysteries.

Ásatrúarfélag (do the RandomFactoidDance)

Perhaps unique to Iceland is the fast growing Ásatrúarfélag, a legally recognized revival of the pre-Christian Nordic religion of the original settlers. According to the Roman Catholic Diocese of Reykjavík, there were only approximately 30 Jews in Iceland as of 2001. [32] The First Lady of Iceland Dorrit Moussaieff is an Israeli-born Bukharian Jew.

TAOllucinatLIN

I was reading a piece by Tao Lin in Thought Catalog.  It is called "What I Typed On Mushrooms On October 23 2011". There is the link, but I'm also pasting the text here for convenience / in case the link should get broken in the future. Without further adieu, here is what Tao Lin typed on mushrooms on October 23, 2011: thinking ‘who would “get” this’ ems8o thr informs790- rms8 is information no longer recordable thought ‘you can’t die from this’ and felt significance memory of a position, outsidie of oneself memory of something outside oneself remembering a prior thing, no long34 rememb3ring the significnce of my inability to type this isnt it weird im having so much trouble typing this sentence i cant feel wetness i cant remember anything im not sure what an outside perspective would think this is all being recorded from some future viewpoint looking back like a spotlight shining on the past and in the darkness gli...