Pygmania

Speaks for itself What are more offensive than drop-crotch pants?  Hijab pants. Also is that a dew rag on the baby?  FOR SHAME. Look at the all the chubs! Now we understand that Penelope gets her looks from Aunt Khloé.  And that Genevieve gets her looks from Kourtney. And that Kim Kardashian was a freaking goddess who peaked in her teens. Rob is still waiting for his own peak (the socks thing is just for killing time). Speaking of a genetic lottery, I think we can all agree that the golden ticket goes to  Kendall . (And Kendall's like,  "ikr muthafuckas!" )  But Kylie  not so much . Ouch. PS:  Poor Jaden .

It's so original, hydrogenic, anthropomorphic, fiscal, post-anti-esthetic,                bland, unpicturesque and WilliamCarlosWilliamsian! it's definitely not 19th Century, it's not even Partisan Review, it's                   new, it must be vanguard!