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geophagy?

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So obviously I was reading the wikipedia article on the mineral "kaolininte". Just had to share the following: Geophagy [ edit source  |  edit beta ] Kaolin is eaten for health or to suppress hunger, [9]  a practice known as  geophagy . Consumption is greater among women, especially during pregnancy. [21]   This practice has also been observed within a small population of African-American women in the  Southern United States , especially  Georgia . [ 22]  There, the kaolin is called  white dirt ,  chalk  or white clay . [22] An illustration: Kaolin Tao Lin

HERE IS A VIDEO OF A CUTTLEFISH IN ITS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT

Man, a pym just loves a good dichotomy. Are you ready? Set? Here we go. There are two kinds of people in this internet: Those who ask, "OmG Becky, why does this random info need to be on Wikipedia!?!?!?" Those who ask, "Why not?" For her own part, Angiepymy says that people of the first category are ungrateful bitchez who never learned the value of a closed tab. Without further adieu, embedded below for your edification is a video of a cuttlefish in its natural environment, as per the title of this post. #WYSIWYG

hawaiian shirts, et al.oha

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can't make this shit up. Yet, upon further research... "I'm stuck in a closet and its name is O'ahu ." ...maybe I don't much mind the alohawear movement, after all.  "I live in O'ahu, too." Clooney doesn't mind it, either.  "I like to  shave off my beard every 20 months or so." And now, for a small tangent. For more information or to sign up for hula classes, please visit  http://www.halaunameakanu.com Also of interest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrie_Monarch_Festival PS: CHECK YOUR EMAIL

More Ridiculous Wikipedia "Articles"

Inspired by "List of animals with fraudulent diplomas" http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Incorrect_predictions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_performance_timeline_comparison_%28women%29 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_city_nicknames_in_the_United_States http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Mythological_dogs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatchamacallit_(candy) . . . *drumroll* . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Featured_article_candidates/Mudkip

'The Sabine L'

This has been my online path for the past hour: 1) Pretty Little Liars 2) Etymonline entry for lachrymose:            http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=lachrymose&searchmode=none 3) Wikipedia "Sabine L", end up at:            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novensiles#Sabine_origin 4) Finally arrive at the Wikipedia for Osco-Umbrian Languages:            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osco-Umbrian_languages 5) Return to Pretty Little Liars

I die

Historical deaths attributed to laughter One account of the death of  Chrysippus , the third century B.C.  Greek   stoic  philosopher, tells that he died of laughter after giving his  donkey  wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on  figs . [8] In 1410, King  Martin of Aragon  died from a combination of  indigestion  and uncontrollable laughter. [9] In 1556,  Pietro Aretino  "is said to have died of suffocation from laughing too much." [10] In 1660,  Thomas Urquhart , the  Scottish  aristocrat,  polymath  and first translator of  Rabelais  into English, is said to have died laughing upon hearing that  Charles II  had taken the throne. [11] [12] Modern deaths attributed to laughter On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from  King's Lynn ,  England , died laughing while watching the " Kung Fu Kapers " episode of  The Goodies , featuring a  kilt -clad  Scotsman  with his  bagpipes  battling a master of Lancastrian   martial art  "Ecky Thump",

Corvee Smerd

None of these wikipedia pages are particularly interesting, outside of their completely absurd topics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_serfdom http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smerd Enjoy