ASL? Bug/23/Male

So, this is [one of] the retarded game[s] that I play on the smartphone. I showed it to you, like, last week; you remarked that the father in the family was named Spider, the son Echo, the sons Pierone and Brunone, the wife Lillesse and so on.  There is no way to change the names, and they invariably are appropriate for either Italian people or...well...not people at all (cf. "Spider").

Pictured above is a "Virtual Families Matchmaking - Incoming Proposal" for one of my characters. In case you can't decipher the image, here's what is happening:

• The dude has glasses and your hair.
• Name: Bug
• Age: 23
• Gender: Male
• Profession: Beginner Hacker
• Salary: $45/day. Has $158 in the bank.
• Wants kids?: Maybe
• Likes: ___
• Dislikes: dusting

I just about died.