Jenelle Evans had OLIVE GARDEN cater her wedding to David Eason.

After swearing up and down I'd never watch Teen Mom 2 again because of MTV's complicity in the frequent neglect and documented abuse of Jenelle Evans' young children, today I caved.

But nothing could've prepared me for the following:

Hashtag breadsticks.

PS Let us take a moment to admire the height difference between Jenelle Evans and David Eason, aka Soulmate No. 5 (#justlikethenotebook):

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