More genocide.

Dreamt I squished a giant, translucent, female silverfish which was pregnant with twins (because clearly silverfish are mammals).  She died right away, oozing blood and gross fluids by the liter.  Last but not least, the two babies/fetuses (what is the plural of fetus? Is it 3rd declension?) were launched out her "asshole," slathered in red silverfish blood.

This has been the most unconscionable event since my last silverfish nightmare.

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  1. "What is the plural of fetus? Is it 3rd declension?"

    I laughed so fucking hard at this. I love you for making jokes like that, and I love the third declension even more.

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