The male body is like a Jeep

Last night I caught part of a Seinfeld episode that I had never seen before. TBS was airing "The Apology" and specifically I turned it on at the segment where Jerry and George are in the coffee shop and Elaine enters...

and out of nowhere come the highlighted lines below. Elaine's delivery is magnificent, and copypasta doesn't do it justice, but here you go anyways (plus prior scenes for context):

Melissa, [naked on the couch]: "What are you doing?"Jerry, [naked, carrying a belt sander]: "I found a rough spot on the kitchenfloor, I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here."Melissa: "No, not that. Why are you naked?"Jerry: "I thought naked is good."Melissa, [eyeing him]: "This isn't good naked."
Sponsor, [seeing George at the meeting]: "George, here, have a seat."
George, [sitting down]: "Where's Hanke?"Sponsor, [motioning to the leader]: "Shhhhh."Leader: "OK, let's get started. Welcome to Rage-aholics Anonymous."George: "What? Rate-aholics?"Sponsor: "George, this can help you."George: "Hey, I am not here for rage. I'm here for revenge."Leader: "Excuse me. We have a 'no yelling' policy at these meetings."George: "Excuse me. Am I talking to you, Pinhead? Am I?!"Leader: "Please don't call me 'Pinhead'."George: "I'm losin' it!"
Jerry, [in Monk's with George]: "He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"George: "Probably because this whole Universe is against me!"Jerry: "You've got a little rage."George: "I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"Jerry: "By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work."George: "This bread has nuts in it!"Jerry, [seeing Elaine enter Monk's]: "Oh, great. Elaine. What is wrong withmy body?"Elaine: "Chicken wing shoulder blades."Jerry: "That's it?"Elaine: "No, but that's one problem. Why?"Jerry: "Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day--"Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a man."George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body isutilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."George: "Well, some women like it."Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."


BUT WAIT! There's a terrible-quality gif!
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