"happy birthday, pygmy!"
zulu:
halala ngosuku lokuzalwa elibhekwa njengabaThwa!
esperanto:
feliĉan naskiĝtagon, nana!
dutch:
gelukkige verjaardag, dwerg!
norwegian:
gratulerer med dagen pygmé!
danish:
tillykke med fødselsdagen, pygmæ!
finnish:
hyvää syntymäpäivää, kääpiö!
czech:
všechno nejlepší k narozeninám, trpaslík!
lol the primary definition of trpaslík is 'gnome'
casteshano:
feliz cumpleaños, enano!
galician:
feliz aniversario, pigmeo!
catalán:
feliç aniversari, pigmea!
basque:
zoriontsu urtebetetzea pygmy!
maltese:
għeluq sninha, pigmew!
corsican:
TANTI AUGURI,* pygmy!
*the caps are not my doing, it's exactly what google translate spat out. so, yeah, WISHING YOU AN AUSPICIOUS SESSION WITH YOUR AUGUR, pygmy!
albanian:
gëzuar ditëlindjen, xhuxh!
(looks like it would sound like someone sneezing?)
macedonian:
среќен роденден, мал!
that language spoken by the swift, the hairy-headed, the glancing-eyed, the strong-greaved, the bronzed-armored—the achaeans:
χαρούμενα γενέθλια, νάνος!* **
* obviously hellenikay has a direct translation for 'pygmy', πυγμαίος. however, νάνος means 'dwarf'. i couldn't resist.
** should νάνος be in vocative form? does attic greek not have a vocative? is this a conversation we've had already?
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