Pygmania

p y m m y  P I Y A M A S, that is

sorry to keep posting, but this is too crazy not to share

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedomorphosis  <<<<get ready for a surprise! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miffy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_performativity

Haven't read this yet but think it looks interesting. Will get to it later. http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/09/why-i-refuse-to-vote-for-barack-obama/262861/ Thoughts?

bugpymyge gets this joke now! so. many. times. sex: you're doing it wrong i let the others steal my food why angiepymy went orthodox for a year when pymies went to kol nidrei services angiepymy at mayanot

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so, obviously I'm still awake.  I decided to map where my dad lives again.  I hadn't realized how close he lives to the water (LI sound); it just seemed like generic CT to me.  Shows how much I know!  His town is right on the water and right across the water from Montauk.  There is a direct, 1-hour ferry between Montauk and New London.  When we were in Montauk in July, I finally realized how it was closer to New England than anywhere else (mind blown).  Now this adds a whole new level of Montauk weirdness.  The fact that my mom and I always had a special connection to the place, etc.  Probably doesn't mean anything...but it's hard to wrap my head around.  Also, Montauk becomes a legit quasi-halfway spot where we could meet for the first time.  Part of my hesitation to go forward with this has been the lack of a "neutral" spot to meet.  And wouldn't it be nice, by the beach?  Of course, this is all fantasy right now. QE...

THESE ARE GOOGLE SEARCH KEYWORDS THAT LED PEOPLE TO OUR BLOG IN THE PAST WEEK... I CHALLENGE YOU TO RANK THEM 10 TO 1, LEAST TO MOST FUNNY.

Vivienne Westwood. This is called "Propaganda Dress" and it tmd brings out the estrogen in me. YSL '83

Gilbert Adrian (American, 1903–1959). Print by Salvador Dalí (Spanish, 1904–1989). Dress, 1947. Light blue rayon crepe with pink, black, and gray printed Dalí motif and patches of polychrome printed rayon crepe appliqué.

Pym I just found where we need to get jobs: Google Mazel Moment NYC based start-up that helps match Jewish families with bar/bat mitzvah locations, wedding halls, etc. I can't even. I really just can't.

Brooklyn Heights (FUCK Brooklyn Heights. Because why? Because SHUT UP Stimpy!) DUMBO (See above) The A/C trains NOT the E train (Wait what?) The fact that I had to even make this list.

http://accent.gmu.edu/

This is a novel  by  Oscar Zeta Acosta .  I wonder if there will be a second volume to treat The Silverfish Question.

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG? I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL DAY AND JUST SUCCEEDED. +1

[nanny 911] If Nanny (as in the mother of Mitchell) dials 911, can we make it into a 1-hour special called Nanny 911 IRL ? 

I never entered my name as Rachel. She is just one of the default characters to choose from. She is my soul-animal.

PLAY WITH BRAINZ.

the new droid razr "m" is sooooo pretty

This article  is kind of mediocre, except for this one section, which I will excerpt below. BLOG BROS Motherfucker, nobody wants to hear Alt-J on their birthday. Not even members of Alt-J want to hear Alt-J on their birthday. Yet there's always some guy (never a girl) who wants to hear "just one song" at a party. The reason he wants to hear this song is because he is under the mistaken impression that this will make him look cool. He reckons that people's ears will prick up like that bit when they play the Beta Band in  High Fidelity , that the girls and cooler guys will come rushing to him and ask, "Just what  IS  this magical song you've parachuted into my life!?" And he will calmly reply: "Alt-J," with the unmistakable confidence of a man who knows what the fuck he's talking about. Oh, how wrong he is. This man is only ever answered with the knees of the dancers stiffening up in confusion, people will suddenly remember they nee...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City

Bailey sent me the following tumblr. I don't really know what to say except that it's so...awful. I particularly like that one of this girl's hobbies is "Lolita" http://wolverina323.tumblr.com/

The story is that I spent lots of time cleaning my hard drive this weekend. I found all these screenshots I'd taken, right in a row, when we were chatting with Che and I told you guys about my dad.  So this was December 2011.  Anyway, the series of photos screamed GIF. And then they screamed, "BENTLEY!!!!"

Rolling Stone gave 5/5 stars to Dylan's latest effort .  I have yet to listen, but the cover looks to be a good start: He had me at Bernini.

No explanations. No excuses. I wanted to provide a glimpse of the genius. If you can't tell from here, then don't take my word for it - because The Birds is coming out on the big screen this September!  Melanie Daniels on her way with the lovebirds crows gather in the schoolhouse playground  school kids running away from the crows' attack