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Treatise on Pymies Various and Varied

Below is a list of commonly accepted variations on the main Pymy forms: Angriepymy (masc. noun): The state of a pugnacious, pissed off pymy Drugpymy (neut. noun): Pymies in altered states Strugpymy (fem. noun): Pymy when faced with a deadline Ambiepymy:  (fem. noun): Pymy who has taken an Ambien and is engaged in an organizational activity (masc. noun, dual only): Archaic dual of "Pymy" Plymguists are constantly seeking additional forms, but as the main corpus of pymlish works has been lost to the sands of time and flow of whiskey, we may never know the full extent of their linguistic innovation.

the creator pulls a turtle newsletter on rachel

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(Seriously, though, how did these folks get my email address?) The Power of Kabbalah Course $49.99 Discounted Price Inbox x   Miriam Zuckerman   <miriam.zuckerman@kabbalah.com> Aug 22 (1 day ago) to  me Hi Rachel, I’m sending you this email because you were interested in Kabbalah studies but haven’t had the opportunity to take a class with us yet. I would like to invite you to our newly-formatted, deep , introductory 10 - week course :   Power of Kabbalah 1 .  I am thrilled to tell you that with our Summer Promotion ,  which we are offering in the months of August and September, this 10 week course will cost only  $49.99  instead of the original $320 ,  this is an  85%  discount! Kabbalah­—meaning ‘to receive’ in English— is a 5000 year old, universal spiritual teaching whose purpose is to end pain and suffering in the world.  It gives ...

geophagy?

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So obviously I was reading the wikipedia article on the mineral "kaolininte". Just had to share the following: Geophagy [ edit source  |  edit beta ] Kaolin is eaten for health or to suppress hunger, [9]  a practice known as  geophagy . Consumption is greater among women, especially during pregnancy. [21]   This practice has also been observed within a small population of African-American women in the  Southern United States , especially  Georgia . [ 22]  There, the kaolin is called  white dirt ,  chalk  or white clay . [22] An illustration: Kaolin Tao Lin

this might become a new habit

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She mentioned Cost Plus unprovoked, of her own volition. In other words, the Cost Plus topic was initiated by her, not me, I happened to be working on my laptop and promptly opened the Photo Booth app to capture this golden moment.

Sh*t happens to the best of us

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  Let's face it: even on a average day, Bugpymyge is not particularly a ray of endless light.  Another day, another gchat But certain days are far worse than others. These are the sorts of days that Chicagoans should truly worry about. Life is full of legumes and swapped saliva. There are so many things to hate out there, and so many crotchety muscles to flex. The time has come to start looking for sublets. Poor, sweet Bugpymyge, everything is going to be okayge!  PS: "ZEH LO TOV" Alecksander v'hayom ha'ayim v'nora v'garu'a v'lo tov bichlal 

Most Uncommon Frum Baby Names

Angiepymytu is lurking on a three-year-old forum topic called "Most Uncommon Frum Names" , on a website called Yeshiva World News. Not sure what more there is to say here... A600KiloBear Inactive, per member request BS"D But are the Bahiyas named Batya for kodesh the way an American Batya might be known as Beth on paper, or has Bahiya become a kodesh name the way the French names have in Morocco? Annette is Chana, but there are granddaughters of Annettes who was born at the time the Alliance started in Morocco is called Annette and only Annette even if her parents are very haredi. Especially in EY, people do not even know that the name was French but think it is an authentic Moroccan Jewish first name - which I guess it is once the name is given in memory of someone. My friend's mother by now probably has (great)grandchildren named Annette for their (great)grandmother as per Sefardi custom. If you saw Rabbanit Annette shopping in Boro Park, the only wa...

Here is a list of Spike Lee's "Greatest Films of all Time"

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Reposted from everywhere on the internet I have seen this posted:   Thoughts? For one, I'm surprised to see Apocalypto (Mel Gibson) on here, as well  as a total lack of some directors (notably Bergman for my own reasons). Should we 'do the right thing' and aspire to be the first ever Pymlish-language directors, and familiarize ourselves with Spike Lee's Fave Moviez™? all hi-res paintings, best of contemporary art

HERE IS A VIDEO OF A CUTTLEFISH IN ITS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT

Man, a pym just loves a good dichotomy. Are you ready? Set? Here we go. There are two kinds of people in this internet: Those who ask, "OmG Becky, why does this random info need to be on Wikipedia!?!?!?" Those who ask, "Why not?" For her own part, Angiepymy says that people of the first category are ungrateful bitchez who never learned the value of a closed tab. Without further adieu, embedded below for your edification is a video of a cuttlefish in its natural environment, as per the title of this post. #WYSIWYG

really important news

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Shortly before their wedding in 2011 it was reported that the couple privately called each other 'Big Willie' and 'Babykins'. Prince Charles and Camilla have long found it amusing to refer to each other in private as Fred and Gladys. Prince Philip apparently calls the Queen Cabbage or Sausage, while she supposedly calls him The Boss.

BREAKUP SYMPHONY

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Prelude Once upon the year 2008, iChiken and CLAR5LAW fell madly in love. Sure, the odds were not in their favor; one was from 5C, and the other, 5N. Pre-war walls stood between them, always threatening to intercept their signals.  But amor vincit pre-war walls .  Moreover, the triumphant union of CLAR5LAW and iChiken gave rise to an era of unprecedented harmony among the kingdoms of Floor 5.  A real Ferdinand and Isabella, these two.  Like any couple, they did have their conflicts from time to time. But, with the help of trained specialists , they brushed these marital woes under the rug  and tried to forget  them. (Actually, the problems came crashing down into the kingdom of Floor 4, where they remain in Stephanie Rose's apartment to the present day.)  I. Allegro con brio The year is 2013, and iChiken is asking herself what the hell happened. Things used to be good. She and CLAR5LAW used to have such a strong connection. But now, CLA...