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Mumblrrr Has A Calling

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumblecore Maybe I should resuscitate?

But a bitch ain't one

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More genocide.

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Dreamt I squished a giant, translucent, female silverfish which was pregnant with twins (because clearly silverfish are mammals).  She died right away, oozing blood and gross fluids by the liter.  Last but not least, the two babies/fetuses (what is the plural of fetus? Is it 3rd declension?) were launched out her "asshole," slathered in red silverfish blood. This has been the most unconscionable event since my last silverfish nightmare.

Of what does this remind you?

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"Girl from Ipati, Greece," by Elli Souyioultzoglou-Seraïdari, circa 1930 It reminds me of Pygmalion.  Just noticed the tznius headgear, sweet.  But gorgeous old picture, no?  "Gorgeous, form of"

DBC (Death By Cuteness)

This is a follow-up to my earlier post, although this one may actually cause the reader to die http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/05/watch_a_cat_hug_a_kitten_havin.html

Justics is Served

http://pitchfork.com/news/42648-video-justice-civilization/ Kind of underwhelming, but I still wonder when they will release their new album?

El Conocimiento en el Barnyard?

AHIS BC3985y Introduction To Connoisseurship 4 pts. Prerequisites: Please see Barnard College Art History department Web site for instructions. Instructor permission required. Enrollment limited to 15. Factors involved in judging works of art, with emphasis on paintings; materials; technique, condition, attribution; identification of imitations and fakes; questions of relative quality.

An alternative to becoming the next Central Park jogger

Mall walking  is a form of exercise in which people walk or jog through the usually long corridors of shopping malls. Many malls open early so that people may mall walk, however stores and other such facilities generally do not open at this time. Many choose to mall walk as the indoor climate is comfortable and there is easy access to restrooms. Mall walking is undertaken individually, in groups, or as part of an organized mall walking program. The Mall Walker's Association of America is one of the most popular national mall walking programs in the United States. Mall walking in the United States is especially popular amongst senior citizens.

I Had a Dream

That Metrocards were $10 a swipe. Manhattan quickly descended into chaos, and you and I were living in a Hooverville (in the Met, obviously).

We miszt you.

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n.b.: "miszt" as in "missed"...but really as in "Liszt"