The male body is like a Jeep
Last night I caught part of a Seinfeld episode that I had never seen before. TBS was airing "The Apology" and specifically I turned it on at the segment where Jerry and George are in the coffee shop and Elaine enters... and out of nowhere come the highlighted lines below. Elaine's delivery is magnificent, and copypasta doesn't do it justice, but here you go anyways (plus prior scenes for context): Melissa, [naked on the couch]: "What are you doing?" Jerry, [naked, carrying a belt sander]: "I found a rough spot on the kitchen floor, I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here." Melissa: "No, not that. Why are you naked?" Jerry: "I thought naked is good." Melissa, [eyeing him]: "This isn't good naked." Sponsor, [seeing George at the meeting]: "George, here, have a seat." George, [sitting down]: "Where's Hanke?" Sponsor, [motioning to the leader]: "Shhhhh."