Menarche: Archaisms and More!

menarche (n.) Look up menarche at Dictionary.com
1896, from German menarche (1895), from Greek men (genitive menos) "month" (see moon (n.)) + arkhe "beginning" (see archon).
 

That is to say, the time of a woman's first menstruation.

Please, let Wikipedia educate you:

  1. When a Japanese girl has her first period, the family sometimes celebrates by eating red-colored rice and beans (sekihan). The color of blood and the red of sekihan are not related*. All the rice of ancient times of Japan was red. Since rice was precious in ancient Japan (usually, millet was eaten), it was eaten only during the celebration. Sekihan is the tradition of an ancient custom. The celebration is kept a secret from extended family until the rice is served.
  2.  In Australia, the Aborigines treat a girl to "love magic". She is taught the ways of womanhood by the other women in her tribe. Her mother builds her a hut to which she confines herself for the remainder of her menses. The hut is burned and she is submerged in the river at the end of menstruation. When she returns to the village, she is paired with a man who will be her husband.
  3. In the United States, public schools have a sex education program that teaches girls about menstruation and what to expect at the onset of menarche (often this takes place during the 4th grade). Historically menstruation has been a social taboo and girls were taught about menarche and menstruation by their mothers or a female role model. Then, and to an extent now, menstruation was a private matter and a girl's menarche was not a community phenomenon.**
  4. The Ulithi tribe of Micronesia call a girl's menarche kufar. She goes to a menstrual house, where the women bathe her and recite spells. She will have to return to the menstruation hut every time she menstruates***. Her parents build her a private hut that she will live in until she is married
  5. The Nuu-chah-nulth (also known as the Nootka) believe that physical endurance is the most important quality in young women. At menarche the girl is taken out to sea and left there to swim back.****

*: THANKS WIKIPEDIA EDITORS. GLAD TO KNOW.
**: These can be found nearly in apposition in the original article, in a subsection entitled "Rituals of Learning." Sometimes, I think Wikipedia is literally trolling us for teh lulz. Or that we are both secret Wikipedia editors in some sort of fugue state.
***: This makes a monthly visit to a mikvah seem leisurely
****: ALL TEH LULZ

 
 

Comments

  1. Sorry, I forgot the most important one:

    In Ethiopia, Beta Jewish
    woman were separated from male society and sent to menstruation huts
    during menarche and every menstruation following as the blood associated
    with menstruation in the Beta Jewish culture was believed to be impure.
    The Beta Jews built their villages surrounding and near bodies of water
    specifically for their women to have a place to clean themselves. The
    menstruation huts were built close to these bodies of water.

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  2. i checked off all the reactions because i'm already excited after the first few words

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  3. I'M READY FOR MY DELUXE MENSTRUATION SHED

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  4. how pissed are you that Marion has NEVER, not even ONCE, offered to build you a menarche hut?

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  5. this post was exhaustive and the laughter, exhausting. kol hakavod, alexis. there is only ONE thing missing: what italian witches do that time of month? #WWIWD

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  6. >>>>>decades of therapy

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  7. there's a joke in here about lasagna and Mussolini making the trains run on time, isn't there?

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  8. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE HAS BEEN A HUGE OVERSIGHT IN THIS ARTICLE:

    http://www.menarchepartiesrus.com/


    THIS
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