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Here is a list of Spike Lee's "Greatest Films of all Time"

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Reposted from everywhere on the internet I have seen this posted:   Thoughts? For one, I'm surprised to see Apocalypto (Mel Gibson) on here, as well  as a total lack of some directors (notably Bergman for my own reasons). Should we 'do the right thing' and aspire to be the first ever Pymlish-language directors, and familiarize ourselves with Spike Lee's Fave Moviez™? all hi-res paintings, best of contemporary art

HERE IS A VIDEO OF A CUTTLEFISH IN ITS NATURAL ENVIRONMENT

Man, a pym just loves a good dichotomy. Are you ready? Set? Here we go. There are two kinds of people in this internet: Those who ask, "OmG Becky, why does this random info need to be on Wikipedia!?!?!?" Those who ask, "Why not?" For her own part, Angiepymy says that people of the first category are ungrateful bitchez who never learned the value of a closed tab. Without further adieu, embedded below for your edification is a video of a cuttlefish in its natural environment, as per the title of this post. #WYSIWYG

really important news

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Shortly before their wedding in 2011 it was reported that the couple privately called each other 'Big Willie' and 'Babykins'. Prince Charles and Camilla have long found it amusing to refer to each other in private as Fred and Gladys. Prince Philip apparently calls the Queen Cabbage or Sausage, while she supposedly calls him The Boss.

BREAKUP SYMPHONY

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Prelude Once upon the year 2008, iChiken and CLAR5LAW fell madly in love. Sure, the odds were not in their favor; one was from 5C, and the other, 5N. Pre-war walls stood between them, always threatening to intercept their signals.  But amor vincit pre-war walls .  Moreover, the triumphant union of CLAR5LAW and iChiken gave rise to an era of unprecedented harmony among the kingdoms of Floor 5.  A real Ferdinand and Isabella, these two.  Like any couple, they did have their conflicts from time to time. But, with the help of trained specialists , they brushed these marital woes under the rug  and tried to forget  them. (Actually, the problems came crashing down into the kingdom of Floor 4, where they remain in Stephanie Rose's apartment to the present day.)  I. Allegro con brio The year is 2013, and iChiken is asking herself what the hell happened. Things used to be good. She and CLAR5LAW used to have such a strong connection. But now, CLAR5LAW will disappear, without notic

CU Public Safety and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad "Reply All"

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Exhibit A:   Exhibit B:   I fear that my life will lose all meaning if and when CU Public Safety remembers to remove me from their listserv. #CUPublicEnemy #dark

hawaiian shirts, et al.oha

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can't make this shit up. Yet, upon further research... "I'm stuck in a closet and its name is O'ahu ." ...maybe I don't much mind the alohawear movement, after all.  "I live in O'ahu, too." Clooney doesn't mind it, either.  "I like to  shave off my beard every 20 months or so." And now, for a small tangent. For more information or to sign up for hula classes, please visit  http://www.halaunameakanu.com Also of interest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merrie_Monarch_Festival PS: CHECK YOUR EMAIL

Penelope Disick did not win the genetic lottery

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Speaks for itself What are more offensive than drop-crotch pants?  Hijab pants. Also is that a dew rag on the baby?  FOR SHAME. Look at the all the chubs! Now we understand that Penelope gets her looks from Aunt Khloé.  And that Genevieve gets her looks from Kourtney. And that Kim Kardashian was a freaking goddess who peaked in her teens. Rob is still waiting for his own peak (the socks thing is just for killing time). Speaking of a genetic lottery, I think we can all agree that the golden ticket goes to  Kendall . (And Kendall's like,  "ikr muthafuckas!" )  But Kylie  not so much . Ouch. PS:  Poor Jaden .

Saaaaandy: lame little sister of Frances, Wilma & Jeanne

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okfreakout

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[click to expand image] Levels of freakout: Oh shit is this someone I know IRL oh shit oh shit Why in god's good name is the username "rp_online" is this some kind of trick Wow this person closed his/her account within two days of making it  WHAT does this all mean. I'm going on a roadtrip?  For good measure, check out this spam. Sent to my work email address. 

psychic sidekick?

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This morning my phone had two notifications of downloads from 2:22 AM. I know for a fact that I was asleep and not downloading anything at 2:22 AM. What is Birds.jpg ? AND WHAT (WHY? HOW?) IN TARNATION IS VIRGINIAWOOLF.GIF ???????   Are these files that somehow forgot to download months ago and 4G finally got its act together at 2:22 AM on July 1, 2013? The best part is that I'm (...still...) so inept with Android 2.2 that I can't even do a system search for these file names. Oh, Vahh gin yah!