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"Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I was very happy with the advice you gave me about my silverfish problem." - Mary Ionesco, Manchester, England

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

"Bob, I have read your eBook and it told me that my bedroom was set up as an all inclusive resort haven for silverfish." - Fran Basileo, Florida

Step two is admitting you have an all-inclusive resort haven, whatever the fuck that is.

"Thank you for getting back to me so quickly with the helpful response.  I will start waging war against the silverfish tonight!" - Shirley C., Michigan

No, Shirley C., thank YOU.  Moving on...