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When I try and speak Deutsche with you

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when in butler...

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this is me: everyone else is like: all I want to do:

the pee and poo duo (and other #real items that parents don't need)

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There are some things money CAN buy, such as: Ritmo Pregnancy Sound System Customizable and Eco-Friendly Cardboard Cot...for $300 Placenta Teddy Bear #dark #sustainabilitoy Pee and Poo Duo And then, ladies and gentlemen, there is Alicia Silverstone feeding her young child:

truly, madly, deeply

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For years, Gac Filipaj mopped floors, cleaned toilets and took out trash at Columbia University. A refugee from war-torn Yugoslavia, he eked out a living working for the Ivy League school. But Sunday was payback time: The 52-year-old janitor donned a cap and gown to graduate with a bachelor's degree in classics. As a Columbia employee, he didn't have to pay for the classes he took. His favorite subject was the Roman philosopher and statesman Seneca, the janitor said during a break from his work at Lerner Hall, the student union building he cleans. "I love Seneca's letters because they're written in the spirit in which I was educated in my family — not to look for fame and fortune, but to have a simple, honest, honorable life," he said. His graduation with honors capped a dozen years of studies, including readings in ancient Latin and Greek. An ethnic Albanian and Roman Catholic, he left his family farm in the tiny village of Donja Klezna outside th

pymilogical

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when pymies each drink a whole bottle of wine

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we're like

when my best friend and i realize the liquor store closes in 10 minutes

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now THERE'S a [quill] pen!

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Francisco de Zurbaran, la Santa Apolonia

now THERE'S a dress!

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La Santa Isabel de Portugal, Francisco de Zurbarán

Adele Bloch-Bauer

Just in time for the 150 year anniversary of Klimt's birth(death?), we can buy our own tiny plastic Adele Bloch-Bauers. I promise I won't cut the hair off of this one http://www.barbiecollector.com/shop/doll/barbie-doll-inspired-gustav-klimt-v0443

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5 Things Straight Men Do That Confuse Gay Men

I know I am guilty of this...

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And you are abuelito, obviously!

If Seinfeld Were Aired Today

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